PICKLEBALL LIFESTYLE BRAND

EST. 2026 ANTI-COUNTRY CLUB
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COURT FUEL

Forget your grandma's pickle jar. This is performance brine in a squeeze pouch. Electrolytes that hit different.

001 ORIGINAL
Kitchen Grease

KITCHEN GREASE

Lubricant for the Grind

High sodium. High vinegar. A hint of dill. For the player stuck in 40-shot kitchen rallies who refuses to let their legs lock up.

EXTRA STRENGTH GARLIC + DILL 2OZ POUCH
002 FLOW
Drop Juice

DROP JUICE

Master the Arch

The perfect third-shot drop requires total control. Lighter. Cleaner. Infused with Himalayan salt and a subtle kick. All flow, no foam.

LIGHT FORMULA HIMALAYAN SALT 2OZ POUCH

COURT TO CURB

Heavyweight cotton. Distorted graphics. For players who look dangerous before they even pick up the paddle.

Classic Logo Tee

CLASSIC LOGO TEE

$42.00

Brick Logo Tee

BRICK LOGO TEE

$42.00

Lubricant for the Grind Tee

LUBRICANT FOR THE GRIND TEE

$42.00

Master the Arch Tee

MASTER THE ARCH TEE

$42.00

Brine Bucket Hat

BRINE BUCKET HAT

$38.00

THIS ISN'T YOUR
COUNTRY CLUB

You don't play pickleball for the pristine whites and polite applause. You play for the trash talk, the impossible dinks, and the beers afterward.

Not Your Typical Pickle is for the player who learned on cracked asphalt, not country club courts. For those who'd rather body bag their opponent than shake hands at the net.

We're the anti-polo. The anti-pristine. The brand for players who stay salty and play dirty.

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ANTI-PREPPY

Streetwear, not sportswear

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FUNCTIONAL FUEL

Real electrolytes, real results

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ZERO CHILL

We're here to dominate

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APPAREL DROPPING 2026

"BRINE BUCKET" HAT OVERSIZED COURT TEES "THIRD SHOT" HOODIE GRIP TAPE WRAPS

KITCHEN GRIND

A free pickleball game. The goal: body bag an escalating roster of country club types, first to 11, win by 2, and run up your salt score. Let your legs lock up and you're done. Chug brine to keep grinding.

KITCHEN
GRIND
  • AUTOthe default. Tap when the ball reaches your paddle. Timing is everything. Your pickle shuffles to the ball on its own, as fast as its legs allow.
  • MANUALflip the MOVE switch in-game to do your own footwork: drag to move, flick up or tap to swing. Arrow keys and Space on desktop.
  • LEGSdrain every shot. Pop-ups drain them fast. Empty legs lock up.
  • KITCHEN GREASEbig refill and a wider sweet spot. Slow to chug, so pick your moment.
  • DROP JUICElight refill plus FLOW: the ball slows down so you can master the arch.
PLAY FREE
NO DOWNLOAD PHONE OR DESKTOP FIRST TO 11

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